As requested here is the joke Betty, from our camping group loves to tell. I have tidied (not cleaned) it up as Betty often repeats certain parts many times depending on how much she has had to drink.
One day the minister was at a small village, with a lovely burn (stream) running through it, and went in to the school to talk to the class of 8 year olds.He began
“I am going to tell you today about the dangers of drinking Whisky and I want to show you what too much Whisky can do to you.”
He held a glass of water taken from the burn, and said “This is a glass of pure water taken from your burn” He then took an earthworm from a tin and put it in the glass of pure water taken from the burn. The worm swam around quite happily.
|Not my pic, from Google|
The worm swam around a bit then died!
The minister then asked the class what that meant.
The class was quite for a few moments then little Tommie put his hand up and said....
“IF YOU DRINK PLENTY OF WHISKY
YOU`LL NO GET WORMS”